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A divinely strategic card game about your crappy behavior:

INSPIRED BY REAL LIFE BEHAVIOR!

Compete to look better than everyone else! Hide your own crap + expose theirs.

GENUINE STRATEGY & RISK-TAKING

Like life, you don't win by luck. Free will has consequences... Crap wisely, mortal.

LAUGH YOUR SOUL UP TO HEAVEN!

Hilarious memes on every card + tons of heavenly laughter every time you play!

IT LEADS TO REAL SELF-REFLECTION!

It'll help you notice your own crap + the crap other people do to you. Seriously!

Other Card Game Info:

Family-friendly fun!

3-5 players

30-60 min to play

Illustrated by a human!

Recommended ages 14+

Laugh At Some Of The Hilarious Cards!

Crappens

Vice - Chicken Crap

Virtue - Cutie

Attack - Overthinker

Good Deed - Performative Whining

Action - Li'l Wipey

Virtue - Holy Steaming Ship

Good Deed - Dying On A Hill

Soul - Enlightened Mushroom

Vice - Bull Crap

Virtue - Generous CEO

Attack - Brick

Good Deed - Trusting Destiny

Virtue - Holy Executioner

Soul - Warm & Fuzzy

Good Deed - Voting Morally

Crappens

Vice - Chicken Crap

Virtue - Cutie

Attack - Overthinker

Good Deed - Performative Whining

Action - Li'l Wipey

Virtue - Holy Steaming Ship

Good Deed - Dying On A Hill

Soul - Enlightened Mushroom

Vice - Bull Crap

Virtue - Generous CEO

Attack - Brick

Good Deed - Trusting Destiny

Virtue - Holy Executioner

Soul - Warm & Fuzzy

Good Deed - Voting Morally

Crappens

Vice - Chicken Crap

Virtue - Cutie

Attack - Overthinker

Good Deed - Performative Whining

Action - Li'l Wipey

Virtue - Holy Steaming Ship

Good Deed - Dying On A Hill

Soul - Enlightened Mushroom

Vice - Bull Crap

Virtue - Generous CEO

Attack - Brick

Good Deed - Trusting Destiny

Virtue - Holy Executioner

Soul - Warm & Fuzzy

Good Deed - Voting Morally

Crappens

Vice - Chicken Crap

Virtue - Cutie

Attack - Overthinker

Good Deed - Performative Whining

Action - Li'l Wipey

Virtue - Holy Steaming Ship

Good Deed - Dying On A Hill

Soul - Enlightened Mushroom

Vice - Bull Crap

Virtue - Generous CEO

Attack - Brick

Good Deed - Trusting Destiny

Virtue - Holy Executioner

Soul - Warm & Fuzzy

Good Deed - Voting Morally

Basic Gameplay in 6 Steps

#1: Pick A Cute Soul

Just like real life, your Soul represents who you truly are. But you're scared of people seeing the real you, so that means you hide from them.

#2: Protect Your Soul

Build a Wall of Vices to protect your Soul from being seen by enemies. If they can't see your Soul, they can't destroy it.

#3: Hide Your Crap + Flush It Away

Hide your Vices by covering them with holy Virtues. Flush away your hidden Vices for points – at the risk of making your Wall smaller.

#4: Expose + Get Exposed

Attack other players to expose their crap! You earn points for making them look bad (how fun!) and their Wall of protection gets smaller. But they'll do it to you, too!

#5: Don't Get Crapped On!

If your Soul has no Wall, enemies can see you for who you truly are. That means they can C.R.A.P. on your Soul with the letters on their cards for LOTS points.

#6: Become The Holiest Crap!

Get points by tearing others down and lifting yourself up. The player with the most points at the end will be crowned The Holiest Crap!