Cuz self-righteous people are... holy pieces of crap!
Buy nowA hilarious, strategic card game inspired by your crappy behavior! Have fun playing with real people and laughing at life's crap instead of absorbing all the stinky crap online.
Thanks to the fans:
The Holiest Crap was successfully funded by 435 fans on Kickstarter!
4 basics of the game:
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3-5 Players
Heavenly chaos is meant to be shared.
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Ages 14+
Not for babies. But almost everyone else!
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30-60 Mins
As much time as some of you spend on the crapper.
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Crap Your Friends Do!
You'll laugh at all the crap your friends are guilty of!
Check out some cards below!
See how the cards work:
Build a Wall
Protect your soul by building a Wall using Vices, which you can flush away with Virtues for points.
Defend Your Wall
Enemies will attack your Wall, too. So be cautious not to flush away too many Vices at once, as enemies might expose your Soul and C.R.A.P. on it!
Don't Get Crapped on!
If your soul has no Wall, enemies can C.R.A.P. on your Soul with letters on their cards, and take it for a lot of points.
Become The Holiest Crap
Get points by making yourself look good and your enemies look bad. The player with the most points at the end will be crowned The Holiest Crap!
Laugh your booty off as you protect your Soul and make your friends look like crap! Flush away the competition and prove that no one can be as self-righteous as you!
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