Cuz self-righteous people are... holy pieces of crap!

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A hilarious, strategic card game inspired by your crappy behavior! Have fun playing with real people and laughing at life's crap instead of absorbing all the stinky crap online.

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from 17 reviews

My friend's and I had a great time playing the game! We liked the mechanics and the card quality as well.

Spenser Simpson
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Cutest Crappy Game Ever!

This is such an adorable and fun little game. The artwork on all of the cards is fantastic and not AI-drawn. My family was full of laughs playing this game. I highly recommend it!

Aonika Russell
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Fantastic Game

It was a blast to play and is easy to pick up and learn. The whole family loved it!

Ken D
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Fun family game

We had fun playing with me teens and we had really fun time. Illustrations are great and it’s witty. Love the game!

Jaimi S
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Fun and exciting game!

Christer Lindstedt
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Crap-tastic, but in a good way

Holy crap, this is bullcrap. The game plays fun, balancing building a shitty wall against scoring points. Your opponents, the little shits, will want to tear down the wall.

Overall, a surprising amount of strategy for a simple game. Very fun, will play again. Running out of poop jokes though...

Jeff Chambers
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Best card game ever!

My friends and I absolutely love this game! Once you start playing it is very simple to do and I absolutely love it when I can C.R.A.P. my friends and steal their soul.

Gina Kang
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
a laugh a minute

we first played this game when it was still developing with our daughter and son in law. we laughed and plotted for about 5 full games the first night. erik did an amazing job on this and when it came available we bought one for each of our girls and ourselves. so glad we were able to get in on the kickstarter. highly recommend for a fun family game or any time friends get together. thanks erik and best wishes for the future

Tony L Spor
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Fun game with excellent artwork

Fun game with excellent artwork, would definitely back again

Peter Proost
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
This Game Rules!

I have played this game many, many times now and can attest to it's crappiness. In the best way possible of course! It's a great game to play with family and friends. My kids (who aren't old enough to play yet) also love looking and laughing at the artwork. I can't recommend this game enough.

Shay M
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Best Card Game

I have been playing this game, over a year, thru the prototype phase. What he has come up with is one of the most enjoyable games I have had in a long time. There are so many levels to the game. Mentally and Intellectually. I will be nice to you the first time I play with you, but next time I will take your soul.

David D
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
Crap-loads of Fun

This game doesn't have any down time or dull moments. From the playability to the design, there's always something to be entertained by. Not to mention the more you play, the more you recognize the psychological metaphors being illustrated. Once you get the hang of the rules (which does take a second, but most games do) it's a pretty simple concept. Absolutely recommend!

Kayleigh J
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I Need This Game!

4 basics of the game:

  • 3-5 Players

    Heavenly chaos is meant to be shared.

  • Ages 14+

    Not for babies. But almost everyone else!

  • 30-60 Mins

    As much time as some of you spend on the crapper.

  • Crap Your Friends Do!

    You'll laugh at all the crap your friends are guilty of!

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Build a Wall

Protect your soul by building a Wall using Vices, which you can flush away with Virtues for points.

Defend Your Wall

Enemies will attack your Wall, too. So be cautious not to flush away too many Vices at once, as enemies might expose your Soul and C.R.A.P. on it!

Don't Get Crapped on!

If your soul has no Wall, enemies can C.R.A.P. on your Soul with letters on their cards, and take it for a lot of points.

Become The Holiest Crap

Get points by making yourself look good and your enemies look bad. The player with the most points at the end will be crowned The Holiest Crap!

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Laugh your booty off as you protect your Soul and make your friends look like crap! Flush away the competition and prove that no one can be as self-righteous as you!

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