The Holiest Crap - Card Game
The Holiest Crap - Card Game
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The Holiest Crap is a funny, strategic card game of self-righteous competition! Have fun playing with real humans and laughing at life's crap instead of absorbing all the crap you see online. Unlike social media and the news, this game is family-friendly and non-toxic!
3-5 Players
Ages 14+
30-60 Mins
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"Right on the edge of a family game and a game for adults. Great for both!"
"Fun and entertaining without being complex!"
"This really is the game the world needs right now!"
Quick Play
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Protect your Soul
by building a Wall of Vices to hide behind.
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Cover Vices with Virtues
to get away with your crap, then flush them all away for points.
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Don't flush too much!
Enemies can attack to steal points from your Wall and expose your Soul.
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If your Soul has no Wall
enemies can C.R.A.P. on your Soul and take it for lots of points.
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Get the most points
when the game is over and crown yourself The Holiest Crap!
Quick Play
-
Protect your Soul
by building a wall of Vices to hide behind.
-
Cover your Vices with Virtues
to flush them all away for points.
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Prepare for Attacks
Enemies want to destroy your Wall to expose your Soul and C.R.A.P. on it!
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If your Soul has no Wall
enemies can C.R.A.P. on your Soul and take it for lots of points.
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Get the most points
when the game is over and crown yourself The Holiest Crap!
Want More?
Get a full rundown of the rules on our How to Play page, or check out our rulebook below.
What's in the Box?
141 cards + rulebook, along with tons of hilarious memes about the crap your friends do!
Quick FAQs
Does the game have swear words?
No. While some of my merch uses the adult word for "crap," the game will never do that. I consciously designed it to be played by kids and families, and made sure not to cross lines into blatant adult territory. There are jokes for both kids and adults.
How many people can play The Holiest Crap?
The game is for 3-5 players.
What is the age range for The Holiest Crap?
Officially, The Holiest Crap is for 14+ because... games below the age of 14 require paid legal testing before they can be sold. And for little indie game developers like me, that's just another extra cost to worry about.
But my professional game reviewer @woosung.boardgames personally believes kids aged 10+ can get the hang of it!
How long does it take to play The Holiest Crap?
On average, 30-60 minutes. If it's your very first time, you can expect anywhere between 45 and 90 minutes. People who regularly play games usually learn it more quickly. When I taught the game to 4 game nerds at a local game night (it was the first time playing for all of them), it took a total of 40 minutes to explain the rules and play a full game.
Will you make expansion packs for The Holiest Crap?
I eventually hope to do that, yes. If the game is successful enough to show me that people are interested in more, then I will plan on it. I've got multiple ideas for fun new cards to make the game even more spicy.